Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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