That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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