I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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