we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
You did what with his pubic hair?
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