How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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