would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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