I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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