Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Do plants get herpes?
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