is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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