On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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