i just had sex bonerless
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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