i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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