now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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