her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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