Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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