I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
vagina is talking i cant
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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