I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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