Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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