NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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