So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I'm really busy with my period
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