I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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