dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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