I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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