whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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