HIV tests are more positive than that guy
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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