I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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