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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
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You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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