2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My vagina is officially offended.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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