No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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