I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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