Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Okay so I just had a really great idea