I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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