if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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