Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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