She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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