that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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