have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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