Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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