...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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