This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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