Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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