It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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