you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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