no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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Have fun and good luck.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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