Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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