he wants to bone in the snuggie
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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