Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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