Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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