You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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