You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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