Whod you bang
Im at strip club and am horny
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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