I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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