too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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