That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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